The bitch is back

She’s back. This time she stayed longer than I anticipated. I wish I could kill the vicious bitch off once and for all so she can stop tormenting me but it is easily said than done. I do not know why and how we hooked up in the first place. All I can recall is we began our tempestuous affair many years ago when I started my stint in IT industry and ever since she kept coming back to torture me when I least expected. Now I can’t reverse this toxic relationship, I just have to muster all my strength and put up a good fight with her.

You see, she is the dreaded Miss Migraine. When she makes her arrival, not even Mr. Panadol, Dr. Aspirin, Sister Neurofen or Rev. Codeine can stop her menace. Oh, she is very sneaky (just like the devil in the movie, The Exorcist) and she will make sure that I get the slow and painful torture.

It begins with that dull headache gradually intensifies to pounding pulses on my right side of the head. Next, my eyes began to water, my head spinning and sensitive to light. Then, my body grew weak; wave of feverish feeling swept my body and my heart pulsating rapidly. The climax will be nauseous feeling followed by rounds of puking.

Of course, I would not just sit around and take all the beating. I ask Master Green Tea for help. With his skillful kung-fu movements (the anti-oxidants), he beat the hell out of that bitch and sent her off packing. It works every time (at least for me).

Ok, time for my high dosage concoction, I’m going to smack the bitch up…