The 100th post

When I started this blog, I never thought it could last up long enough to reach the 100th post. As I say, patience is never my greatest virtue despite many people thought otherwise. To be honest, I really ran out of ideas on what to post and I have been contemplating the idea of closing down this blog during the last few days. In the end, I just give up the idea because I have come this far and I am not ready to give it up just yet.

And so, to celebrate my 100th post (roll the drums and pop the champagne), I decided to post 100 quirks about my life just to amuse myself and to entertain whoever is out there who read this blog. Enjoy:-

1. I’m the eldest child
2. I am a Virgo
3. Which explains why I am still a 35 36 year old virgin (don’t laugh)
4. Yes I’m gay
5. But a closeted gay
6. However, even the most seasoned gay man could not identify me as a gay
7. Gee, I must have been doing a good job in straight acting even though it is unintentional
8. And yes I am still single
9. Because my dating scene is desolate like a desert
10. I have never been kissed on only 3 occasions...
11. And don’t bother talk about having sex, because I have had none yet
12. Never dated a man yet
13. But have been hugged by men a few times
14. I once loved a man old enough to be my daddy (I mean real daddy)
15. But he used me so I left him
16. I don’t why I keep attracted to straight men even though my feelings are unrequited
17. Dated a few members of the opposite sex
18. In the end I helped most of them got married
19. And I just ended up being a close friend with all those wonderful women I had encountered
20. I have now totally forgotten what it feels like being in love
21. My hair used to be black and wavy
22. Now my hair becomes salt and pepper
23. This is all thanks to the crazy jobs I had held in IT industry
24. My eyes are brown
25. My teeth are natural white
26. Which attributed to my alluring smile (so I have been told)
27. People remarked my smooth and youthful skin of my face and yet my face was scarred by acne marks... :(
    
28. That’s because I slab tons of moisturising cream
29. Of course my diet helps me look young too
30. I feel blessed to have a hairless chest (save me the trouble of waxing)
31. Used to have dark and tan skin, but ever since I moved to NZ my skin colour becomes fairer...
32. I wish I could be taller than my 5 ft 9 frame
33. I’m neither too skinny nor too muscular
34. But I am carrying a spare tyre now on my waist
    
35. Some people commented my body frame well proportioned even though I hardly go to the gym
36. Have been told many times by others that I’m good looking (Ugh! Don’t know why they think of that)
37. But not good looking enough to make heads turn
38. Worst still I am not photogenic and I looked like a dork in the photos
    
39. And that’s the reason why I hate taking or seeing photos of myself
40. I still wear eye-glasses even though I do not want to
41. That's because I am too dumb to stick the contact lens into my eyes with my clumsy fingers
42. Have been labelled a metrosexual by others
43. Maybe it is due to my sensitive, polite and courteous personality
44. I am practical when it comes to fashion
45. And Salvatore Ferragamo is my favourite men’s fashion brand (though I could not afford one yet)
46. Tom Ford is my favourite fashion designer and he looks very cute too...
    
47. I particularly like the men’s fragrances from The Body Shop
48. I used to be thick skinned
49. But now I getting more and more self conscious
50. That explains why I am extremely shy to strangers
51. I was so introverted up to the point people misunderstood that I am too proud to have conversation
52. But once I open up, I can talk non stop
53. Oddly enough, babies and small children somehow attracted to me
54. And recently the dogs and cats are drawn to me too...
    
55. Probably because my whole body oozes “motherly love”
56. I was told that I am soft spoken
57. Which I attributed to my "youthful" vocal cord
58. That allows me to sing songs with melancholy voice
59. Besides I enjoy listening to music from the 50's and 60's
60. And got ridiculed as "old fashioned" by others because they think I’m too young to listen to those type of music
61. Having said that, I do enjoy music from the 80’s and 90’s
62. But I am just a hopeless sentimental and increasingly become a jaded one...
63. On the other hand, I can very cynical and judgemental too...
    
64. I am a sucker of tear jerker movies, show me one and I’ll run for Kleenex
65. I enjoy watching cartoons - Looney Tunes are my favourites
    
66. I'm also a die hard fan of CGI animated movies
67. That's because I still have the child-like mind hiding in one corner of my nutty brain
68. My first favourite TV series is “Wonder Woman” starred by the stunning Lynda Carter (I actually daydreamed of becoming one. Muahahahahahahahahahaha…Can you believe that???)
69. My second favourite TV series is “I Dream of Jeannie”
70. I love chocolates - they make me very happy
71. I like chillies – they make me excited
72. I like flowers - lavenders and roses are my favourites
    
73. I enjoy admiring and holding crystals
74. Green tea is my elixir of youth
75. My main diet constitutes of fruits and vegetables
76. That helps me maintain my weight and slim figure (not skinny, I repeat…)
77. Occasionally I enjoy eating meat too
78. My favourite cuisines are Thai, Indian and Japanese
79. Too much dairy products make me run for toilet because I have lacto-intolerance
80. Cuddly animals and cuddly toys make my heart melt
81. I used to reared pets - pigeons to be exact
    
82. But I stopped because I can’t bear to see them leaving
83. So now I use the extra pillow to be my imaginary pet or better still my imaginary man when I go to sleep
84. Sometimes I snore while I sleep
85. Once in a blue moon I grind my teeth in dreamland too
86. I am an early bird
87. And thus I retire early in the night
88. I love men in uniform (especially police and army)
89. For some strange reason, I find that a man wearing WW2 German/Russian uniform is extremely masculine and incredibly sexy
90. I find the modern day Spanish and Italian police are sexy as hell because their uniform turn me on...
    
91. I swallow hard when I see bikers as well
92. I go wild when I see men wearing leather in full gear
93. My legs grew weak when I see men wearing tall leather boots too
94. But I dare not wear one because I feel I do not have the physical attributes to wear them
95. I nearly fell into the trap of Jehovah’s Witness and became a cultist
96. I used to read a lot of books
97. But now I just want to clear my mind because of information overload
98. My favourite pastime is either sitting on the sofa enjoying the scenery from my window while sipping a cup of hazelnut latte with music in the background
99. Or lying naked on the bed basking under the moon glow (don’t laugh)
100. Or it could be just sitting at the secluded beach listening to the thundering surf

And that pretty sums up all of me...