* In a hostage situation you are likely to be released first.
* People call at 9pm and ask, "Did I wake you?"
* The end of your tie doesn't come anywhere near the top of your pants.
* Getting lucky means you find your car in the parking lot.
* You are cautioned to slow down by your doctor instead of the police.
* You and your teeth don't sleep together.
* You give up all your bad habits and you still don't feel good.
* You have more patience; but actually, it's just that you don't care any more.
* You no longer think of speed limits as a challenge.
* You sing along with the elevator music.
* You would rather go to work than stay home sick.
* Your idea of a night out is sitting on the patio.
* It takes two tries to get up from the couch.
* You want clothes for Christmas.
* You talk about "good grass" and you're referring to someone's lawn
I scored 8 out of 15 from this list. LOL
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