Signs of getting mature...

I had enough of all the shenanigans happening in this country. Frankly I don't even care who is protesting at the moment. If those pea-brained idiots want to protest; then by all means go ahead and protest till they die. I got a life to live and I am not going to waste my time to read their childish stories or even hear about them.

From today onwards, I shall try to post something lighter. To start with here are some signs that you are getting old (ahem...I mean mature):-

1. Your teeth no longer sleep together with you.
   
2. It takes two tries to get up from the couch.
   
3. Your idea of a night out is sitting on the patio.
   
4. Your happy hour is a nap.
   
5. When you go for a vacation, your energy runs out before your money does.
   
6. You started saying something to your kids that your mother said to you.
   
7. You do not want to be reminded of your age on your birthday.
   
8. When you step off a curb and you double check to make sure the street is still there.
   
9. Your idea of exercise is standing up.
   
10. It takes longer for you to rest.
    
11. Your memory is shorter.
    
12. Your complaining lasts longer.
    
13. Your address book filled with names that start with Dr.
    
14. Suddenly, the pharmacists have become your new best friends.
    
15. Your favourite hang-out is the pharmacy.
    
16. Getting "lucky" means you found your car in the parking lot.
    
17. Bifocals becomes your must have fashion accessory.
    
18. The twinkle in your eyes is merely a reflection of light on your bifocals.
    
19. It takes twice as long to look half as good.
    
20. Everything part of your body hurts.
    
21. What doesn't hurt in your body - doesn't work.
    
22. You look for your glasses for half an hour and they were on your head the all the time.
    
23. You sink your teeth into a steak and they stay there.
    
24. You give up all your bad habits but you still don't feel good.
    
25. You have more patience - actually that you just don't give it a damn any more.
    
26. When you finally get your head together, your body began falling apart.
    
27. You started to reminiscent the good old days.
    
28. No matter how much you dye your hair (if there is any left), they still look gray.
    
29. Your face is decorated with wrinkles and spots.
    
30. You no longer see clearly without your glasses.
    
31. You ask people to repeat what they say.
    
32. People call at 9 p.m. and ask, "Did I wake you?"