I came here, To shit and stink,
But all I do, Is sit and think.
And here I sit, Broken hearted,
Couldn't shit, But only farted.
Some come here to sit and think,
Some come here to shit and stink,
Often I come here to scratch my balls,
And read all the bullshit on the walls.
Here I lie in stinky vapour,
Because some bastard stole the toilet paper,
Shall Ilie linger, or shall I finger,
Or shall I be forced to use my finger....
But all I do, Is sit and think.
And here I sit, Broken hearted,
Couldn't shit, But only farted.
Some come here to sit and think,
Some come here to shit and stink,
Often I come here to scratch my balls,
And read all the bullshit on the walls.
Here I lie in stinky vapour,
Because some bastard stole the toilet paper,
Shall I
Or shall I be forced to use my finger....
2 comments:
Is it really shall I lie, or shall I finger? Sound better if it was linger though - but nonetheless, still a funny piece! :D
To be honest, I am not sure. But it does sound better with the word linger. :)
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