The Gay Ox...

According to the Chinese Astrology, this year is the year of Ox (or Cow, Bull whatever you want to call it). And I was born in the year of Ox too. Which means I am 36 years old and that reminds me that I am not getting any younger... /no

I found the following from a website which list out the qualities of a gay Ox. When I read about it, I just had to raise my eye brows. Here's how it goes...

"If the Bull wants something to be done, he will make sure it gets done. When looking for a boyfriend, the Bull should try not be so serious. He should be more relaxed, smile more and show that he has a sense of humour! If he is dating someone, the Bull should not let the other think he is a stingy animal. He should show his good side, that he is a cool cucumber, and a patient listener.

The Bull is usually unromantic but, to compensate for his matter-of-factness, he can be really hot and horny in bed (especially if he is hung like a Bull!). He would suit a Rabbit (who tolerates him), a Rat (who being a romantic may compensate for his matter-of-factness), and a Monkey (who may be equally unromantic but looking for sex).

Despite the Bull's lack of romanticism, he can be quite possessive in an affair. Many Bulls also like leather and are into S&M, but that does not mean all of them are like that. Most importantly, the Bull should not become involved with menage-a-trois, or he could end up as corned beef!

The Bull is also a connoisseur of food and wine, and anything luxurious. He would be more popular if he would share some of his luxuries with his friends."

Excuse me? Did I just read that I am a connoisseur of food and wine??? /wahaha Whoever wrote all this inaccurate crap should be flogged...