A dirty joke...

You got to be a Malaysian to appreciate this joke. I just could not stop laughing when I read about it.

The Perfect Bride

A mother was very concerned that her middle-aged son has not shown the slightest indication of getting married. So one day, she called him over to her house. The son came home after work grudgingly. Upon arriving, he found that his mother had gathered a few beautiful ladies at the house for him to choose as his future bride.

The first one was a well-endowed telephonist-cum-receptionist. He immediately commented, "Sigh! Mother, this one is no good. They always say PLEASE HOLD ON, HOLD ON..."

The second lady was a secretary. She was also rejected by the son. Reason being, "Mother, this one is not much better... secretary always fond of saying PLEASE SLOW DOWN, SLOW DOWN..."

By this time, the mother is nearing frustration. She called a sweet but plain-looking teacher. The son suddenly agreed. The mother was surprised and asked, "Why this one? The earlier two were a lot better looking."

He replied, "Teachers are very good. They always say PLEASE REPEAT, DO IT AGAIN. I WANT IT DONE 10 TIMES...SOME MORE, SOME MORE..."

Her youngest son of 10 years old was listening quietly all this while at the other end of the room. Suddenly, he shouted, "Brother, a female mini bus conductor is much better. They always say 'RIDE ON FASTER, FASTER...GO IN FURTHER, GO DEEPER, DEEPER~~~DEEPER!!! GO IN DEEPER, THERE'S MORE ROOM BEHIND!!!'"

The mother fainted.