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Aug 28 - Today I officially turned 35 but having a body of 50 year old. So far I am still single, still struggling to make ends meet, still looking for my prince charming in this desert of love.

Yet I have added a few "spare tyres" around my waist, added a few "train tracks" over my face, lose a few hair and losing my mind even more. Nothing seem to be special today because I still have to go to work in that @&#&$@& "lunatic asylum"!

Anyway, here's 28 things I found from the internet that has no relationship whatsoever with my birthday.

1. 28 Days Later - A silly and mindless zombie flick
   
   
   
2. Ni, 28 - The atomic number of Nickel
   
   
   
3. 28 stories - Stories of AIDS sufferer in Africa
   
   
   
4. 28 Hour Day - A new clock for the new age (so it seems...)
   
   
   
5. The Shaolin Workout: 28 Days to Transforming Your Body and Soul the Warrior's Way - Just another typical workout book by some obscure monk
   
   
   
6. 28 Degrees - A posh restaurant in Boston, USA
   
   
   
7. 28 Coolest Trick about Firefox - Configuration tips for the open source Geeks...
   
   
   
8. IAS (International Accounting Standards) 28 - Some useless standards for the bean counters and auditors
   
   
   
9. 28 negative McCain stories buried in 30 days - The bastard is trying to cover up his dirty tracks by wiping off the negative stories from cyberspace
   
   
   
   
10. Messier 28 - A globular cluster in the outer space
    
    
    
11. 28 Most Recognised Guitars - A compilation of the 28 most famous guitars for die hard fans
    
    
    
12. 28 Ways to Make Money With Your Website - Some misguided tips on making quick bucks online...
    
    
    
13. Studio 28 - An online portfolio and design studio
    
    
    
14. Creek 28 - Another fancy restaurant in Miami Beach, USA
    
    
    
15. Rule 28 - Some mind boggling mathematics rules created by some mad mathematician
    
    
    
16. 28 eSafety Recommendations - Another set of rules created by consultants with too much time to spare
    
    
    
17. 28 Factor Sales Skills Assessment - A software tool used to evaluate sales candidates before they are hired
    
    
    
18. 28 New Exoplanets discovered - News about astronomers who discovered 28 new planets...
    
    
    
19. 28 Inch Telescope - Article about the 28 inch telescope in UK
    
    
    
    
20. 28 km Bridge to Link Africa and Middle East - A castle in a sky project for countries who could not even feed themselves and afflicted with war, drought and famine
    
    
    
    
21. Electronic Gadgets for the Evil Genius : 28 Build-It Yourself - Just another impractical fancy hobbyist book
    
    
    
22. 28 Ways To Interpret A Photo - A very good article for photo enthusiasts
    
    
    
    
    
23. 28 Ghosts IV - A album from the rock band called Nine Inch C**k ahem... I mean Nails
    
    
    
24. 28(Maori) Battalion - A army regiment in New Zealand
    
    
    
25. 28 Day Rule - Another set of useless, unproductive and time wasting rule created by the inept bureaucrats and lawmakers in New Zealand
    
    
    
26. All Blacks - 28 Day Grand Slam Tour - A rip off tour package to see men chasing a stupid ball and then hugging each other, performing all kinds of body contact as well as grabbing each other's crotch in the fields
    
    
    
27. Femodene 28 - A contraceptive for those promiscuous women who only want to have sex
    
    
    
28. FW Davidson 28 - The name of the boat used for charter in New Zealand