If you have ass all the time, then it's not special...

I was so cracked up when I saw this video of Margaret Cho. Here's some of the funniest quotes from this video:-
- Because of gay they like ass...they like ass so much they don't know what to do
- I think they like ass too much...you have to have ass in moderation
- You cannot have ass all the the time, if you have ass all the time then it's not special
- He like ass and Judy Garland and that's all, what kind of life is that?
- Mommy gonna look at Ass Master now, I have to look at it...I'm so curious...
- I wasn't ready for that...I thought there would be table of contents...then ass