Rice queen, potato queen and other queens - A quick guide to some gay stereotypes...

1. Rice queen = Gay white male who prefers or exclusively dates Asian males.
2. Sticky rice = Asian males who prefer other Asian males.
3. Bean queen or Rice and bean queen = Gay white male who is primarily attracted to Hispanic and Latino males. Other variations are Other taco queen and salsa queen.
4. Refried beans = Hispanic and Latino men who prefer other Hispanic and Latino men.
5. Potato queen = A person who prefers or exclusively dates Caucasian men. Often, but not always, it is a younger Asian man who dates older white men.
6. Mashed potato = Caucasian men who prefer Caucasian men.
7. Dairy queen = A black or Hispanic male who prefers or exclusively dates Caucasian men. Also known as snow queens.
8. Chocolate queen = A white male who prefers or exclusively dates black men. Also known as Coal Queen or Dinge Queen.
9. Poutine queen = Used primarily in Canada, poutine queen refers to a gay male who is primarily attracted to French Canadian men.
10. Curry queen = A gay male who is attracted to East Indian men.
11. Hummus queen = A gay man who is attracted to Middle Eastern or Arab men.
12. Size queen = A gay male who prefers or exclusively dates or has sex with men who have large penises or large build.
13. Fruit salad = Refers to gay men who don't have a racial preference in their sex partners.

It is already hard to be a gay man. I just don't understand why the gay community would create such terms to segregate and discriminate among themselves. So much for the so called equality, acceptance and freedom...

Types of gay men...

Lets see some of the types of gay men present today along with their counterparts from the animal kingdom.

1) The Peacock

Good looking and full of pride. Highly egoistic and often perceived to be emotional less because of the flat face they wear all the time. Have very high morals. They believe in giving enough space to their partners and expect utmost honesty in return. They have complete faith in you and believe in everything you say; try to fool around and you are nailed.

2) The Hyena

Always ready for some fun and ready to get their pray. Smooth talker; you'll often see them exchanging phone numbers with good looking guys in the office corridor and even before you wake up next morning they would have already done the 'deed' with their new pray. These guys believe in policy of 'any one will do'. Have much larger sexual repertoire than their colleagues of animal kingdom. Highly promiscuous and can sleep with anyone.

3) The Antelope

They are one of the cutest and most selfless being you'll see around. Honest, firm believer of their set of values, timid, intelligent, polite and generally monogamous. They love to get indulged in luxuries. They appreciate well articulate, sophisticated, chivalrous people. Once they are in love with you then all your worries are theirs.

4) The Guinea Pig

Almighty bless you if you are seeing a guinea pig. These type of guys are often fall under 'mamma's boy' category. They will listen to her come whatever may, and your monster-in-law will not let him get close to you. These guys are fickle minded and spineless. They may love you but will never say. However they do expect everyone around them to love them and show it as well, which is because of the insecurity they suffer from.

5) The Platypus

It's not hard to find platypus around you. This specie is most widely available and can be found at any of social spots. Often loud mouth, psychoanalytical and besides appearances (which aren't pleasing either) they love to criticize anything and everything. Have their chatoyant thoughts which they are never mortified to express, without having to examine themselves. Often swish and highly emasculate. Can be seen dressed in pink t-shirt and golden shoes. Ask them what is 'mimosa'? And they can very well write a book on it. They think no end to themselves and would often get involved in name dropping. An example: “I went on a date with Leo when I was in Italy... you know Leo aaree 'Leonardo DiCaprio' baba … don't tell me you don't know who he is. That was the most beautiful evening I ever spent...by the sea in Barcelona” (Somebody please help them with the geography Italy, Barcelona and beach all together when they are right next to Leonardo DiCaprio)

6) The Orangutan

One of my friend is an orangutan. This type of guys are often commitment types, love mischief, obedient towards their partner, pokerface. 'Well read, well bread' suites them and they are not shy to 'experiment' at times. You'd never know when they did what they did and they know to keep secrets well. Don't be amazed if they have slept with your boyfriend and still hangout around you as if nothing happened.

7) The Horse

Enthusiastic and raring to go for new ideas, opportunist, can easily leave you for someone better looking anytime. You can not afford to look like an old hag if you are in a relationship with them. If you have a horse living with you, then you better be careful and keep your eyes open. Please start taking care of yourself and join yoga, gym or anything else that you can. Horses are good dancers, so do consider taking up Latin ballroom classes.

8) The Dog

This species is on the verge of extinction. As this type of guys are most desired. They are the most committed, monogamous, humble creatures and won't shy away from long term relationships. Have good taste in arts and literature. PDA is definitely on, don't shy away just enjoy the moment. You are lucky if you have a dog. Just a word of caution, they expect same in return from you.

9) The Snail

Snails are slow steady, old fashioned, like to take their own time before they commit to you and at the same time they are biggest emotional fools. Always get hurt in the bargain. They do know how to be happy alone. Snails are good painters, cooks and fields such as yoga, meditation, tarot attract them. Most petite and humble beings. They have possibly never hurt anyone (emotionally or physically) in their lives. Just take care of them.

10) The Wolf

Wolves are also lonesome, yet happy, always looking for that someone special. But in their endless search they don't realize that they have missed many beautiful chances. These guys are perfectionists and enjoy spending quality time at most exotic, far reached places. It's very easy to be over looked by a wolf. You need to know how to make that lasting impression which will keep them glued to you. Just an advice, BE YOURSELF.

11) The Owl

Intellectual and fragile they should wear a tag around them “handle with care” its very easy to please them, it isn't hard to displease them either. Play your card safe, and be clear with words. Words matter to them a lot and one wrong choice can cost you an hour of explanation. They do take time to fall in love, so until they are deeply in love with you; 'watch your words'.

12) The Camels

Camels will accept you just as you are. Most camels have seen a lot of hardship in their lives, will never ask for much and hardly ever get angry but when they do then may God bless you. Extremely low maintenance, you let things be just as they are and they will be happy. They dislike too much of change.

13) The Snake

Snakes are protectors. Remember seeing those under nourished, skimpy clad women at the pubs with 'hulks' around them, those guys are absolute snakes. They will be by your side come whatever may, venomous for others who try to explore their territory (you). Get use to possessiveness. These types are wild in bed, so have fun and enjoy.

14) The Weaver

Workaholics who are often misunderstood to be careless and less loving. They try hard to build a home and have a family with the one they love. These guys are not very expressive, often short of words and do not believe in expressing their love. They would rather do things to demonstrate it. If you are with them, please have patience and things will be fine. Just give them time.

15) The Koala

These creatures are too stuck in their splendiferous yesteryears and they love it immensely. It's foolish to expect them to be out of their green glorious past. This doesn't mean they don't want you. When it comes to mushy talks and getting close to someone; it will be instant noodles. But how much ever you try, you'll always be compared with their ex. Will often pass comments to make you feel miserable with guilt. Mind you these comments will not be directed to you. They will be disused creations of self pity. Example: “I know I don't deserve you, you are too good for me. Only Dick (their so called ex) could understand me so well, I guess I just have to live with it. I have no complaints from you”

16) The Cestoda

Cestoda is none other than our friendly parasite who will live on you. They suck you financially, emotionally, mentally, sexually and if possible in any other manner. They just want to live off someone and if it is someone who can love them as well. Ahh What can be better? Most disgusting types. The problem is, you won't realize that you are living with a parasite until you go through something major. These guys are habituated to getting it easy. Just kick them out of your lives.

There could be combinations of these animals as well, that is the blends of these personality types. Analyse your man and share with your friends.

If only real life it was that easy...

Let's celebrate gay marriage...

After watching this video, I am not so sure I want a husband any more...

Still alive...

I really had nothing much to report lately. I have been quite occupied with a lot of stuffs for the last few weeks so much so it wore me down and I was down with cold for the entire week. Still sniffling and feeling run down as I am writing this post. Mind you, this is only the start of that damn winter season in NZ and I hope I can cope with the extreme wetness and low temperature.

Just exactly what I have been busying about? Frankly, I have no inkling at all. All I know is despite the fact I tried to scale down my daily working hours to 8 hours per day, I am still busy zip zapping here and there to get things done. Somehow I just have never have enough time to do a lot of things.

The toxic waste dump (affectionately known as work place) is still the same, in fact it is more toxic than ever due to the extreme cost cutting measures. But I got so tired with the constant drama and basically just shut them out. I need to move on. Even though physically I am still here, I have already move on with my inner self. Seriously, nothing matters to me any more with the place. Should they decided to close down the whole place tomorrow, I am fine with that. Actually I wish it will close down sooner because it will be good riddance.

I am in the process of inching my way out of the closet and I am making some progress. Lately, I confided to a lady friend in one of those long conversations about life and everything. It turns out she suspected all along and she was cool about that and very supportive. Which is a huge relief for me. Of course, there is still a long way to step out of the closet door, but I will keep soldier on.

A Gay Tale: The Story of Top and Bottom

One day Top was jogging in the neighbourhood.

He saw the stunning Bottom was harassed and attacked by a homophobic hooligan.

Top went up and beat up the hooligan to the pulp.

"Are you alright, my beauty?" Top asked.

Bottom was so infatuated with his saviour and he gave Top a big kiss.

Both fell madly in love and they dated. Shortly after that, they have passionate sex for the first time.

After a while they moved in and lived together. They led a healthy and blissful sex life.

They have sex every day.

They have sex many times a day.

They even played S & M games to spice up their sex life.

Slowly the days gone by, life has become a boring and mundane routine.

One day, Top told Bottom that he is going out to work.

And Bottom sat in the home reading a good book.

After a while, Bottom heard loud sounds of moaning, panting and heaving coming from his best fiend's unit.

Feeling rather curious, Bottom decided to sneak over.

He wanted to have a good peep.

And then he saw it...

Top was fucking his best fiend hungrily and ferociously.

Bottom was devastated and felt the whole world tumbling down. He just cried and cried.

Top snickered "What's all the big fuss? We are just having some harmless fun. Besides, it is second nature for men to go and fuck around..."

Bottom was so heart broken with such insensitive remarks from Top. He broke up with Top and moved out.

Top never expected Bottom will walk out on him. It was a big shock for him too.

After losing Bottom, Top's life went rock bottom.

He had wild and reckless sex acts.

He engaged in extreme bondage and S & M activities with strangers.

He even enjoyed being a tortured as a slave.

He was addicted to gambling.

Yet, Top still felt something was amiss and his life was meaningless.

Best fiend knew Top loved Bottom madly but he refused to admit the fact. He pitied Top but felt helpless to help him.

Wanting to redeem himself, Best fiend decided to meet up with Bottom.

Best fiend apologised to Bottom for causing the pain.

Bottom refused to forgive Best fiend and sent him away.

Best fiend pleaded to meet Bottom again. He apologised profusely to Bottom.

Best fiend told Bottom that Top got involved in a savage fight.

As a result, Top was arrested.

"Why should I care a shit about him? He can do whatever he pleases. It's none of my fucking business..." Bottom retorted.

Best fiend mentioned that after Bottom left Top, Top was very depressed.

"Top loved you dearly, it's just that he did not know how to express himself. He is very sorry for his actions and he is suffering now" Best fiend said.

Outwardly Bottom was unmoved. But deep down his heart, he could not believe what he had heard from Best fiend. He tried to shake it off but couldn't.

After much hesitation, Bottom decided to go and visit Top in the jail. The mere sight of Top made his heart ached. Top has lost a lot of weight.

He kept hurting himself and was self destructive.

Top berating himself incessantly for not appreciating Bottom and mourned about the loss love.

Bottom was deeply moved and he cried tears of joy.

Bottom bailed Top out from the jail. When Top saw Bottom, he was overjoyed.

But before Bottom did anything, he first gave Top a good beating for causing the hurt and anguish.

After venting out, Bottom agreed to reconcile with Top but on one condition. "From now on, I shall be the top and you become the bottom" Bottom said. Top agreed.

So Bottom took Top home and "punished" him with a good fuck.

He also made Top his slave.

Since then, they lived happily ever after.

Ricky Martin says "I am gay"

Yes, darling. We knew that all along. :) Read more here.

Sick people...

I just could not understand it. Why would a person who has a good job and decent looking (actually, he is not bad looking) would go around and infected other people with HIV intentionally? It just goes on showing that how sick, sadistic and twisted the mind of some people nowadays. The court has finally lifted his name suppression and it had brought a huge reaction to the gay community here.

It's a football thing...

Forget all the NZ 2008 Election crap. Let's enjoy some fun video. This is a hilarious skits from MadTV where two supposedly straight guys (played by Ike Barinholtz and Josh Meyers) snogging each other passionately while watching the football match.

Gay relationship is against the law of nature???

Had a conversation with my mum the other day. We spoke a lot of things just to catch up and somewhere along the line I brought up the topic that some of my friends are gay. It goes something like this:-

Mum: You mean they never had a girlfriends before?
NK: No, they don't...
Mum: So they have have been staying together under one roof?
NK: Yup, in fact they had got married under the Civil Union Act...
Mum: You mean they have been married??? So they are...ummm..they are doing those things...???
NK: Yes, well it is perfectly normal...
Mum: ...
NK: Look...they are indeed very nice people...
Mum: How old are they?
NK: In their early 50s...
Mum (exclaimed in exaggerated voice): Huh??? That old???
NK: And your point is?
Mum (chuckled): Don't you have friends around the same age group???
NK: What is age got to do with friends??? Besides peers around my age are just hard to come by...
Mum: OMG, you'll become an old man mixing with older people...
NK: Says who I am young? I am an old man now. Who cares whether they are old or young anyway?

Then the tension built up...

Mum: You can be friends with them but please do not be like them...you understand that???
NK: What do you mean not be like them?
Mum: What??? Don't tell me you are one of them???
NK: ...
Mum: Please do not be like them. Whether you can find a girl or not depends on your destiny...if you can't find one, it is OK to be single...
NK: Well...
Mum: Listen to me...do not be like them...it is abnormal...it is against the law of nature...the union of two people is suppose to be the harmony of yin and yang...it is about balance...two men being together is like the combination both elements yang and yang and that is not balance...that is disharmony of the nature...
NK:...
Mum: The rest can be gay if they want to but you do not go with the flow...you understanding what I am saying???
NK: Ok...sigh...

At that point I really had no mood to talk to her and wanted to hang up on her straight away but it would be rude to do so. Luckily someone came to see her so we cut short the conversation.

I can't blame her too much because she is conservative and fearing the wrath of the Almighty. I blame it to those religious fundamentalists, self righteous moralists and ultra-conservative politicians. If I can, I shall curse those bigots so they will suffer in hell for eternity because they have been fanning hatred towards gays and for ruining the lives of so many people causing much sufferings and hardships.

But what I could not swallow is the fact that my mum rather me being single for the rest of my life than having a loving relationship with a man (not that I have one at the moment)??? It's a cruel statement. If this is coming from a friend, I can cut off ties with him/her but this is coming from someone who gave me life. And I felt hurtful with such remarks!

Makes me wonder what is the point of living if I could not express myself freely and my family would not accept me as who I am...